Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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No one ever messages me. 😒

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

(Source: aqua)

Posted 2 days ago

tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

Posted 3 days ago

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Posted 4 days ago

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.

An Unknown Genius  (via housewifeswag)

(Source: instakink)

Posted 4 days ago

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

Posted 4 days ago

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

Posted 4 days ago

edgebug:

shrekmin:

accidentally in love / shrekmin au

shrek and armin meet over the summer. it feels like the perfect love. they both get each other completely. but as summer comes to an end, will they be able to keep their romance alive? or will it sizzle out with the summer sun?

 

jackie

Posted 4 days ago

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

Posted 4 days ago

You luckily have someone to do this

(Source: asymmetricalgalaxy)